Confession of a suburbanite: I HEART Sam's Club!!!!
Don't you? Oh, the many things you can find there!
Wrote a country song 'bout it! Like to hear it? Here it goes!!!!!!
*clears throat* *blows into harmonica to find the key* me me me me me..
Okay
THE ODE TO SAM'S CLUB
Chorus:
Oh Sam's Club how I love thee
Went there for some ice cream left with an LED TV!
I went down to Sam's Club just the other day
I have VIP access they never make me pay
I whip out my card and feel like a star
Made a right at the entrance bought tires for my car
Oh Sam's Club how I love thee
Went there for some ice cream left with an LED TV!
Saw TV's on sale bought one for every room
The rooms are kinda dusty so I bought a vacuum
Bought a stereo to dance to and a computer for my blog
Went down and got a mattress now I'll sleep like a log!
Oh Sam's Club how I love thee
Went there for some ice cream left with an LED TV!
Picked up pounds of diapers; baby can use them right away
Got a playground for the other so he can go outside and play
Got mulch for the hubs, flowers and sweatpants for me
We'll curb appeal the yard it will be as pretty as can be
Oh Sam's Club how I love thee
Went there for some ice cream left with an LED TV!
When I arrived sample ladies were serving brunch
Circled the club for a few hours now they're serving lunch
I'd stay for dinner, but that might be a bore
Pick up a rotisserie chicken for $5 more!
Oh Sam's Club how I love thee
Went there for some ice cream left with an LED TV!
Got 10 gallons of lotion and bubbles for my bath
Buying bulk saves me money I just did the math
Got bread, got meat, a box of salad on sale
Envelopes and stamps even though I only email
Oh Sam's Club how I love thee
Went there for some ice cream left with an LED TV!
Loaded up the car I could hardly fit in
Haven't even left and I can't wait to go again!
Gotta car full of goodies I'm living the dream
I realized when I got home, I didn't get ICE CREAM!!!!!!
Oh Sam's Club how I love thee
Went there for some ice cream left with an LED TV!
Look for the video, coming soon to a theater near you!
Don't you? Oh, the many things you can find there!
Wrote a country song 'bout it! Like to hear it? Here it goes!!!!!!
*clears throat* *blows into harmonica to find the key* me me me me me..
Okay
THE ODE TO SAM'S CLUB
Chorus:
Oh Sam's Club how I love thee
Went there for some ice cream left with an LED TV!
I went down to Sam's Club just the other day
I have VIP access they never make me pay
I whip out my card and feel like a star
Made a right at the entrance bought tires for my car
Oh Sam's Club how I love thee
Went there for some ice cream left with an LED TV!
Saw TV's on sale bought one for every room
The rooms are kinda dusty so I bought a vacuum
Bought a stereo to dance to and a computer for my blog
Went down and got a mattress now I'll sleep like a log!
Oh Sam's Club how I love thee
Went there for some ice cream left with an LED TV!
Picked up pounds of diapers; baby can use them right away
Got a playground for the other so he can go outside and play
Got mulch for the hubs, flowers and sweatpants for me
We'll curb appeal the yard it will be as pretty as can be
Oh Sam's Club how I love thee
Went there for some ice cream left with an LED TV!
When I arrived sample ladies were serving brunch
Circled the club for a few hours now they're serving lunch
I'd stay for dinner, but that might be a bore
Pick up a rotisserie chicken for $5 more!
Oh Sam's Club how I love thee
Went there for some ice cream left with an LED TV!
Got 10 gallons of lotion and bubbles for my bath
Buying bulk saves me money I just did the math
Got bread, got meat, a box of salad on sale
Envelopes and stamps even though I only email
Oh Sam's Club how I love thee
Went there for some ice cream left with an LED TV!
Loaded up the car I could hardly fit in
Haven't even left and I can't wait to go again!
Gotta car full of goodies I'm living the dream
I realized when I got home, I didn't get ICE CREAM!!!!!!
Oh Sam's Club how I love thee
Went there for some ice cream left with an LED TV!
Look for the video, coming soon to a theater near you!
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